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50 years of married life is an accomplishment for those couples who have been together this immensely long period of time. It takes a lot of sacrifices, test of time, hard work, adjustment, true love, and real loyalty towards your partner to make your marriage work. When a couple’s marriage has completed a full 50 50th Wedding Anniversary Wishes Quotes & Messages Read More ». Mar 23, 2019 - Explore Lynelle Hart Herron's board '50th Anniversary Quotes' on Pinterest. See more ideas about anniversary quotes, 50th anniversary quotes, quotes.

Spice up your celebration with these funny anniversary quotes and jokes. More fun than champagne, no hangover, and no empty bottles to recycle!

Funny Anniversary Quotes:
One-Liners

On wedding anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
There’s a new pain reliever for wives that relieves the headache caused by a husband who never remembers your anniversary. It’s called 'Jackasspirin.'
Wedding anniversaries are a time when men pause and reflect on what it was they did before they were married: anything they wanted to.

Funny Anniversary Quotes:
Group 2

On his 50th wedding anniversary, Henry Ford was asked his formula for a successful married life. He replied that it was the same formula that made his automobile successful: “Stick to one model.”

It's mine & my husbands first wedding anniversary today. Gonna scare him by asking where he thinks this relationship is going.
- Chani ‏@thispartyislame

Drug stores understand life. That's why the Anniversary cards and Sympathy cards are right next to each other.
- A Guy Named Kelly ‏@kellysdf

I know all the satellite TV channel numbers and all the words to 'Stairway To Heaven,' and I know my anniversary is sometime in the fall.
- jerry lock ‏@jlock17

Why are his-and-her presents always for her?
- Jason Love ‏@jasonlovetwit

I celebrated 20 years of marriage and I did it the hard way: four men.
- Joanne Astrow

Funny Anniversary Quotes:
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For my parents 50th wedding anniversary I sent them on a trip to Florida. I paid for everything. They were thrilled. First time they'd ever been on a bus.
- Stu Trivax

My husband and I celebrated our 38th wedding anniversary. You know what I finally realized? If I had killed the man the first time I thought about it, I’d have been out of jail by now.
- Anita Milner

23 years ago, my wife and I were having an argument about how to celebrate our first anniversary. Money was tight, and we had to choose between taking a beach vacation or buying a couch, which we did not have. Being a Spaniard, she naturally advocated for the beach. As a thrifty American, I argued for the couch because it was permanent. In the end, we compromised — we went to the beach.
- Arthur C. Brooks

Anniversary Gift

For over 20 years Helen had been complaining to Harry about him not putting the cap back on the toothpaste.

On their 25th anniversary, Harry resolved to change this bad habit and make his wife happy.

For the next week Harry was diligent, always capping the toothpaste. He kept expecting Helen to thank him, but she never brought it up.

Finally one night in bed, she turned, looked at him, and said, “Why did you stop brushing your teeth?”

The Truth Comes Out

Funny Anniversary Quotes:
Group 4

Unless you want to forget your marriage, it’s a good idea to remember your anniversary.
- Melanie White
After you have kids, the best anniversary gift you can get is free babysitting.
- Melanie White
The more anniversaries you have, the more you hope that sleeping together will mean no snoring.
- Melanie White
One way to “go for the gold” is to stay married for 50 years.
- Melanie White
I tried to convince my wife that it’s way better to forget your anniversary than to forget you’re married.
- Melanie White

50 Years Old Saying

Funny Anniversary Quotes:
50th Surprise

Every Wednesday night at St. Rocco’s Catholic Church is a marriage seminar for husbands.
One night Father Gill asked Fabio to share his secrets for staying happily married for almost 50 years.
Fabio explained that he’d tried to treat his wife nice, buy her a few things, and best of all, he took her to Rome for their 25th anniversary.
Father Gill asked, “So what are you going to do for your 50th?”
Fabio proudly answered, “I’m gonna go pick her up!”

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50th Anniversary Quotes 50 Years

A couple were celebrating their 45th anniversary together. They invited their two successful children to join them for a special dinner.
Their daughter, the lawyer, arrived just 10 minutes before dinner. “Sorry I’m almost late,” she said. “The jury took forever to come back. I rushed over here with no time to get you a gift. But Happy Anniversary!”
“No worries about a gift,” said the mother. “We’re just happy you could make it.”
Five minutes later their son, the doctor, rushed in. “So sorry I couldn’t get here sooner. The surgery had some complications, and I had no time to buy you an appropriate present. But Happy Anniversary!”
“The present is not important,” said the mother. “I'm happy we're all together.”
After dinner the father said, “Kids, your mom and I have been in love with each other for 45 years. We've been blessed with the two of you, and had a wonderful life. But we have a confession to make. Way back then we were struggling, and so busy trying to make ends meet, we never took the time to actually get legally married.”
“What?” exclaimed the daughter.
“You mean we’re bastards?” asked the son.
“Yep,” said the father. “Cheap ones, too.”

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High school seems like just yesterday. That is, until you're opening a letter in the mail that happens to be an invitation for your reunion. It's shocking — the realization that much time has really passed since we were hopeful seniors. Obviously, you'll need several sentimental quotes for high school reunion pictures.

These were the people who were involved in an important four years of your life. Aside from all of the high school drama, everyone has a place in the memories you made there. It's going to be so interesting to see the different paths everyone took after getting their high school diploma. Where the heck did the time even go? It doesn't matter if you were the class clown, a bookworm, or the most popular person in school. When you all head back to a high school reunion, it's almost like you're reintroducing yourself, because with passing time, you have changed. Yes, it is all so surreal AF.

While you may not need help remembering the good ole days, you have to make sure the right words characterize the extreme feels you're going to get standing next to your high school buddies, all grown up. It's mind boggling to think that so much time has passed since you were scurrying to your locker and hightailing it to class. Seriously, how did we go from signing high school yearbooks to confirming our plus one for the reunion? Anyway, your pics are going to be a time capsule for that moment — the day you thought would take forever to come when you graduated high school.

1. 'We did not change as we grew older; we just became more clearly ourselves.' — Lynn Hall

2.“Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different?” — C.S. Lewis

3.'Growing apart doesn't change the fact that for a long time we grew side by side; our roots will always be tangled. I'm glad for that.' — Ally Condie

4. 'The pain of parting is nothing to the joy of meeting again.' — Charles Dickens

5.'Everything has changed and yet, I am more me than I've ever been.' — Iain Thomas

6. 'In the end, you always go back to the people that were there in the beginning.' — Unknown

50th Birthday Sayings For Women

7. 'Sometimes, even when you're having a good time, you can't help but stop and think about how much you miss the old times.' — Unknown

8. 'It's the oldest story in the world. One day you're seventeen and planning for someday, and then quietly and without you ever really noticing, someday is today, and that someday is yesterday. And this is your life.' — Nathan Scott

9.'Happiness is being with an old friend after a long time and feeling like nothing has changed.' — Unknown

10.'Souls tend to go back to who feels like home.' — N.R. Hart

11.'The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.' — Elisabeth Foley

12.'We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.' — Bryan White

13. 'Sometimes you have to accept the fact that certain things will never go back to how they used to be.' — Unknown

14.'We have had a good time while we were young, but it is in the nature of Time to fly.' — T.H. White

Funny Quotes About 50 Years Of Marriage

15. 'There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.' — Nelson Mandela

Quotes 50 Years Anniversary

Meeting up with people from high school gives us a little piece of the past back. And no matter how much things have changed and continue to do so, we'll always remember the people we shared those golden years with.